osang

When we first met him, we felt really uncomfortable. Why, he is about 5 feet flat, wearing a yellow bulldog style high boot shoes, (the caterpillar style), hi-lighted hair and he has a really dark skin. He is going to be our maid, and why was it awkwardly uncomfortable? Naa, not because maids should be a female, I mean that is actually the point, he is a SHE (tama po mga kaibigan,, isa syang Tivoli).So how did the story went? Well, I and my sister were uncomfortable for a couple of days, not anymore! What’s good about this is sHe can relate well with my younger Bro Rich, they would watch wrestling together. sHe can also converse a lot of things with my babes, (like fashion and latest hair style for “men”). What’s best here is sHe can relate to us girls, too (well like most of the gals, sHe loves to watch telenovelas). Alright that’s not the point of this story. Like what I’ve said there were the uncomfortable days, but not for my mommy, you see , she’s such a cool mom, what’s not cool about her is that when she goes to the bathroom, she sometimes (or rather most of the time) would not close the door and have a chit chat with you while she’s doing her business. One time, poor Osang have to use the bathroom, and to her surprise, mom was right there sitting at the throne!!! sHe never again went near the bathroom door when mom is not in sight.
Most of the time, Osang is really “sutil”. sHe would wake up late and would play tong-its with our kapit-bahay til 1 am. When sHe washes dishes, there would always be stains left and the utensils are greasy. sHe doesn’t know how to iron clothes. sHe would make scratching the head gestures, and that's her way of making dabog. sHe’s bungangera and sHe would make Ugin cry hanggang makulili ang tenga mo! But my baby bro loves her so much, he missed her when she went to Mindoro for vacation. Well, now she’s back, and I want her to go back to Mindoro!!! For good!