who can make a slogan better than this?

Hey, I just want to share this one with you guys, I just thought it's really funny. I’m not sure if this is a true story though but it's really hilarious,, here’s how it goes:

A little old lady from Lancashire had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering £5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all."
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation 'loved' your entry so much, that even though we will not be able to use it, we are here to award you a consolation prize of £1,000, that we've made available just for the originality of your entry.”
Here is her original entry:-

Incase you can't read it, here are the texts:

'Carnation milk is best of all!
no tits to pull, no hay to haul,
no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch.'

Laban ka?!

osang

When we first met him, we felt really uncomfortable. Why, he is about 5 feet flat, wearing a yellow bulldog style high boot shoes, (the caterpillar style), hi-lighted hair and he has a really dark skin. He is going to be our maid, and why was it awkwardly uncomfortable? Naa, not because maids should be a female, I mean that is actually the point, he is a SHE (tama po mga kaibigan,, isa syang Tivoli).So how did the story went? Well, I and my sister were uncomfortable for a couple of days, not anymore! What’s good about this is sHe can relate well with my younger Bro Rich, they would watch wrestling together. sHe can also converse a lot of things with my babes, (like fashion and latest hair style for “men”). What’s best here is sHe can relate to us girls, too (well like most of the gals, sHe loves to watch telenovelas). Alright that’s not the point of this story. Like what I’ve said there were the uncomfortable days, but not for my mommy, you see , she’s such a cool mom, what’s not cool about her is that when she goes to the bathroom, she sometimes (or rather most of the time) would not close the door and have a chit chat with you while she’s doing her business. One time, poor Osang have to use the bathroom, and to her surprise, mom was right there sitting at the throne!!! sHe never again went near the bathroom door when mom is not in sight.
Most of the time, Osang is really “sutil”. sHe would wake up late and would play tong-its with our kapit-bahay til 1 am. When sHe washes dishes, there would always be stains left and the utensils are greasy. sHe doesn’t know how to iron clothes. sHe would make scratching the head gestures, and that's her way of making dabog. sHe’s bungangera and sHe would make Ugin cry hanggang makulili ang tenga mo! But my baby bro loves her so much, he missed her when she went to Mindoro for vacation. Well, now she’s back, and I want her to go back to Mindoro!!! For good!

triangle

I’m such a fan of Brad Pitt and because I like him so much, I ended up liking Jennifer Aniston, too. I love her, particularly since lately I’m being addicted to friends, oh I just adore everyone from that show. I can’t believe it’s been on TV for 10 years and now is the only time that I get to watch it! (Thanks to Starworld!).
(Meanwhile back to Jen and Brad) When this lovely couple decided to part their ways, It really affected me, and I can’t accept that brad is going to be with someone equally stunning (if not better looking) as Jennifer. Alright, I should admit (and you ladies out there, too). It’s gonna be easier for us to cope or to deal with this kind of situation, if the girlfriend does not appear to be as good-looking as Angelina Jolie, (o jeez, why is she so darn pretty?!). I should say I hated (hated as in past tense) her, up to the bones!!! And it was such a pity for Jen,,, I really am not sure what came first… Jolie or the divorce between Jen and Brad. Either way, it was such a blow for Jen. I saw her on Oprah, (can’t remember when but just a couple of weeks ago) and she was talking about how depressed she was after the divorce. She said she had read almost every self help books available. And now I don’t know how she feels in Angelina carrying the baby of Brad,, OUCH! Don’t get me wrong ladies, one way or another, I could be on Angelina’s shoes (well maybe not with Brad Pitt,.. I’m talking about situation here). But let’s admit, we ladies can relate more to Jen than to Angel… Am I Right?? However let’s not do the judging here, we might be on that very same circumstance and we don’t want fingers on our nose.
More than everything that I’ve said, the most important thing is I love Brad. And if he's gonna dump Angelina in favor of me,,, I should say “why not!!!”. HAHA!! And I love f.r.i.e.n.d.s!!! (I hope I can get to write about the show soon.), Ciao!

First

This is the very first post for my very new blog, I'm at work right now but there's nothing to do. It's not the "I don't wanna do anything today" day, it's more of a "I really have nothing to do today" day. So as a result, this blog, and I'm planning to write here all my day-to-day adventures and misadventures and everything in my mind. They wouldn't call me yangsky the ignorante for nothing you know. So sit back, have a break, have a kitkat and enjoy!